Remember My Satire?

My lovely followers, I have an announcement, which you may have already heard but I'll share it again: my satire about Twilight and Fifty Shades of Grey has finally been posted on BOP Journal.  I submitted it in the spring (I think), but some issues with the images and other things delayed its publication.  If you want to relive the laughs that the satire gave you before, go to this link: http://www.bopjournal.com/message-to-christian-grey-no-one-knows-how-to-win-middle-aged-womens-hearts-except-me-by-edward-cullen/

Some things have been changed to make it child appropriate, but hopefully it hasn't lost any of its overall humor and wit.